This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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