sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What is 9+10? 19

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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