- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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