- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

1+2 = 6

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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