Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Ms Leong Sux

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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