- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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