Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Obama

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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