Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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PENIS

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A whole 'nother.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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