Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Roses are red.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

No your aunties a joke

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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