- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why are balck people black because they are

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