Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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hi charles lattuca III

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Chlamydia

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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