- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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