noah is a scrub jungle

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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