Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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