How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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