Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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