- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Neither have I

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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