A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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the WNBA.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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