- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the difference between a duck?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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