- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Your mother is so fat.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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