- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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