What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Pickles are powerful

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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