I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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