- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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