- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you don't like this you're gay

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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