- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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