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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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