Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

womens rights.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Anti Joke

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