Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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