What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Beka has AIDS

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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