Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Brain fart

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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