What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Stephen Hawking

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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