what are three short words? i a am

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Death by kayak

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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