- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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