- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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