- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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