- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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