- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Neil is a reterd.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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