- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

poo

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

I love pissing people off :P

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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