- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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