What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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penis. nuff said.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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