What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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John Cena for president

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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