- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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