- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

I have a really funny joke.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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