- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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