- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A women in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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