How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Diarrhea

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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