- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A fish swims up your penis...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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