- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I like the color potato.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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