- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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