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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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