- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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