- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Justin beiber's penis

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Dakota Fanning

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

NEVER

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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