why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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