- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

I like the color potato.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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