What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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i'm hard

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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