- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I was watching Fox news.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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