It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

im not food

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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