- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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