- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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