If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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