- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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