- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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