- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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