- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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