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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do black people eat? Food.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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