- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Chuck Norris is dead......

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

So one time there was this woman learning...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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