- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Julian Ha.

A pope meets another one

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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