What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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