What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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