- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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