- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a banana? A banana.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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