roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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John lazzaro likes dick

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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