Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Internet Explorer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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