Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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