- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A russian gives away vodka.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

John lazzaro likes dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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