How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Get on the boat.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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