Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Yellow People !!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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men's rights activists

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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