- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock Fuck off!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

An Asian with a big dick.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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