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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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