- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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