- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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