Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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