- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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