A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

a black man walks out of popeyes

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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