Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Anti Joke

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