Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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The Big Band Theory

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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