- Anti Joke

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.