Want to hear a joke? Obama

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man did not like this site

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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