- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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