- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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