Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Men's rights

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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