Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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