I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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get in the car.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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