The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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A gay man watches football.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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whats a joke

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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