Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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I love you

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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