- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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