The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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