why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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