- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Chuck Norris is dead......

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

XD Jackass.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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