- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

i like turtles

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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