A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

women's rights.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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