What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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